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Funny Quotes by Greg Behrendt
- Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its…
- Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
- Don't waste the pretty
- You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
- He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.
- If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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