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- Heartbreak is life educating us.
- A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
- Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
- Activity is the only road to knowledge.
- Besides, do any of us understand what we are doing? If we did, would we ever do it?
- When it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.
- Remember that I too am mortal.
- It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.
- Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap
- All problems are finally scientific problems.
- An index is a great leveller.
- Altogether too many sheep
- When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.
- Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.
- How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' .
- All government is cruel; for nothing is so cruel as impunity.
- We must reform society before we can reform ourselves.
- Happiness and Beauty are by-products.
- Brains are not everything.
- Somemenare bornkings; and someare bornstatesmen. The two are seldom the same.
- Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
- Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
- The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
- A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
- A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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