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Funny Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias
- I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
- I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'
- I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore…
- I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go…
- That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there…
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin