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Funny Quotes by Eminem
- I’d rather die than you not be by my side.
- I really should have fell but I stood
- They say music can alter moods and talk to you.
- Ain't nothin' but a whole lot of suckin' goin' on in rap.
- Rap will never be the same as before
- I ain't looking back only forward.
- I just say whatever I want to whoever I want whenever I want wherever I want however I want.
- I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be, that's just me.
- If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it.
- Everything always happens for a reason.
- Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful
- Inside I'll always be an outsider
- I don't think I've ever read poetry, ever.
- So many lives I touch, so much anger.
- Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.
- To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.
- I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
- Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
- I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
- I need to keep working on myself for a while.
- I didn't just invent saying offensive things.
- Guns are bad, I tell you.
- I always felt that if I was going to do a movie, I wanted it to be authentic.
- You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to…
- I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin