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- Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will show up and tell you to shut…
- My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
- I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
- I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
- I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
- Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
- When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
- Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
- I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse…
- I wonder what's better. GOOGLE? YAHOO? or BING? wait ... I'll google it.
- I owe no explanations for my flaws. I dont have to justify my mistakes, my past, or my insecurities. I am growing and learning. Let…
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin