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Funny Quotes by Elvis Presley
- Folks always look good in their coffins.
- Friends are people you can talk to... without words when you have to.
- [It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime.
- Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!
- There's no job too immense, when you got confidence.
- I'll stay in Memphis.
- I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
- Whatever I will become will be what God has chosen for me.
- Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
- I'll never make it, it will never happen, because they're never going to hear me 'cause they're screaming all the time.
- I was an overnight sensation.
- I'd just like to be treated like a regular customer.
- I've been getting some bad publicity - but you got to expect that.
- If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.
- I've come too far, and I don't know how to get back.
- Where could I go but to the Lord?
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