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Funny Quotes by Dr. Seuss
- And when they played they really played. And when they worked they really worked.
- In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z.
- It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head.
- Everything stinks until it's finished.
- Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any
- You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
- If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.
- You can't build a substantial V out of turtles!
- Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
- Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
- From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
- ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!
- And what would you do if you met a jibboo?
- Not here not there not anywhere!
- When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.
- I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
- You are you that is truer than true
- And he, he himself...the Grinch...carved the roast-beast!
- Shorth is better than length.
- The more you read, the more things you will know.
- Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
- Oh, what a day. I will make it a holiday.
- Nothing is going to change, unless someone does something soon
- Read. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read. Connect. Read.
- Reading can take you places you have never been before.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin