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Funny Quotes by Daniel Handler
- A bolt from the blue.
- Everybody has a theory.
- Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.
- I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.
- The end of THE END is the best place to begin THE END, because if you read THE END from the beginning of the beginning…
- The only thing he cares about.
- Blinded following the Blindfolded
- Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together,"…
- Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!
- The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.
- Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.
- Life never end when you are in it.
- So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.
- For Beatrice, when we met, my life began. Soon afterwards, yours ended.
- Are you who I think you are?
- Take it back, Ed. Take it all back.
- Troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them.
- You can't believe everything you read.
- For Beatrice, I cherished, you perished, The world's been nightmarished.
- He who hesitates is lost
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- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong