"Are you who I think you are?" — Daniel Handler

"Are you who I think you are?"

— Daniel Handler

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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler

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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…

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