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- It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
- We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
- Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled
- The peace dividend is peace.
- People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Perestroika is nothing more than refined Stalinism.
- We all lived in this century, I didn't live in this century,
- If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
- I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that…
- The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.
- This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.
- We lead in exporting jobs.
- Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.
- The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
- Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
- I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
- I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
- It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
- For NASA, space is still a high priority.
- I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
- It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
- The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't…
- I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.
- This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
- If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin