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Funny Quotes by Dale Carnegie
- People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
- Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but…
- Become genuinely interested in other people.
- If you must make a mistake, make a new one each time.
- Create happiness for others.
- Your thoughts make you what you are; by changing our # thoughts we can change our lives.
- So if you aspire to be a good conversationali st, be an attentive listener.
- Fill your mind with thoughts of PEACE, COURAGE, HEALTH and HOPE
- Let's not imitate others.Let's find ourselves and be ourselves.
- If you are wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.
- Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
- He who treads softly goes far.
- The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates
- The thing is to get the work done.
- If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
- Develop success from failures.
- I wasn't interested in making a lot of money, but I was interested in making a lot of living.
- Once I did bad and that I heard ever. Twice I did good, but that I heard never.
- Your smile brightens the lives of all who see it.
- Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Our thoughts make us what we are.
- We are gods in the chrysalis.
- Always avoid the acute angle.
- To be interesting, be interested.
- Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy…
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin