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Funny Quotes by Clint Eastwood
- Go ahead, make my day.
- Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.
- Being comfortable is over-rated.
- The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn’t ordered to do.
- When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for…
- To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully…
- Take your work seriously, but don't take yourself seriously
- We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has
- I keep working because I learn something new all the time.
- When I see a story, I ask: is this something I'd like to be in? Is this something I'd like to see? And if I'd…
- I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
- They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
- I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.
- There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
- This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
- You have to feel confident. If you don't, then you're going to be hesitant and defensive, and there'll be a lot of things working against…
- If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
- If a person doesn't change, there's something really wrong with him.
- Nowadays, politically, everybody is promising everything. That's the only way you can get elected.
- Society is at odds with itself.
- I haven't been very active in politics.
- Tomorrow is promised to no one.
- Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!
- I can't do that to myself!
- I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
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- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin