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Funny Quotes by Boat_Grandberry
- Life is shorter than Kevin Hart
- You know you're a Hoe when you tweet RT if you've ever seen me naked and you end up trending worldwide
- If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
- That WTF moment when you go to sleep and ZzzZzzZZzZ actually comes outta your mouth
- That awkward moment when R.Kelly dies and God asks him : Are you a mountain,Are you a tall tree,are you really the world's Greatest??
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin