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Funny Quotes by Bill Bryson
- There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.
- I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.
- I understand cricket - what's going on, the scoring - but I can't understand why.
- In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.
- The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a…
- I come from Des Moines. Someone had to.
- I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.
- I can't think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost…
- Life just wants to be; but it doesn't want to be much.
- I come Des Moines. Somebody had to.
- 99.99 percent of all species that have ever lived are no longer with us.
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