"I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm……" — Bill Bryson
"I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes."
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225 Quotes by Bill Bryson
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- There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.
- The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what we actually know.
- I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night…
- There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter…
- Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.
- I can't fix the world. If you want to make a difference in life, you have to direct your energies…
- A world without newspapers or a world where the newspapers are purely electronic and you read them on a screen…
- America is a great disappointment to me. As I said in one of my books, other societies create civilisations; we…
- America is a very seductive place in terms of lifestyle and comfort, but it wasn't for me.
- Anyone who has read my books will know that I don't tend to use guides when I am travelling. It's…
- Cheapness is a great virtue.
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