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Funny Quotes by Barack Obama
- Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately…
- It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.
- It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.
- Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming. Often,…
- Change doesn't come from Washington. Change comes to Washington
- Nothing in life that’s worth anything is easy.
- I don't know what the word is in Austrian.
- John McCain has not spoken about my Muslim faith.
- I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis.
- Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions!
- When times change, so must we.
- You didn't elect me to tell you what you wanted to hear. You elected me to tell you the truth.
- You can't change Washington from the inside, you can only change it from the outside.
- Yes, we can. Yes, we can change. Yes, we can.
- My administration will be the most transparent in history
- I'm not just a candidate, I'm the President
- You didn't build that! Somebody else made that happen!
- Don't just consume things, create things
- Long before being nerdy was cool, there was Leonard Nimoy.
- We are not entitled to success we have to earn it
- I make no apologies for being reasonable.
- Nobody really thinks that Bush or McCain have a real answer for the challenges we face, so what they're going to try to do is…
- I'm never surprised by controversies that are whipped up in Washington.
- The opportunity will not remain open indefinitely.
- You like pie? I like pie.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin