« All Funny Quotes · Aristotle's Page
Best Funny Quotes by Aristotle
- Nature creates nothing without a purpose.
- Every realm of nature is marvelous.
- Doubt is the beginning of wisdom
- Happiness seems to require a modicum of external prosperity.
- It is a part of probability that many improbable things will happen.
- We are what we reblog.
- The probable is what usually happens.
- Happiness is at once the best, the noblest, and the pleasantest of things.
- All proofs rest on premises.
- Where it is in our power to act, it is also in our power to not act.
- We must be neither cowardly nor rash but courageous.
- It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.
- Only you can take you to Funkytown.
- The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
- We are what we repeatedly do.
- He who has never learned to obey cannot be a good commander.
- Hope is the dream of the waking man.
- The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind is at its best about the age of forty-nine.
- The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
- Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin