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Funny Quotes by Anurag Prakash Ray
- When I was young I afraid of dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I'm afraid of light.
- Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
- Where there is great love there are always miracles.
- When my quotes are ignored and no one appreciate them I don't delete them. I tell myself that I'm Leonardo Dicaprio of search quotes.
- Life is funny, thing change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for…
- The worst thing u can do to someone is steal the last piece of their pizza.
- If you don't do a lot stupid things when you're young. You wont have funny things to talk about when you're old.
- If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
- You'll never know a person's true strength until you try to steal their blanket in the middle of the night.
- Funny how you can be so close with someone but as time passes by you turn into complete strangers and all you have left is…
- I love everybody, some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.
- If A Couple In Love Are Called Love Birds, Then A Couple Who Have Fought With Each Other Should Be Called Angry Birds.
- We dont lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are.
- Don't break anybody's heart they have only one. Break their bones they have 206.
- I don't know how people can fake whole relationships.. I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like.
- Treat your girl right, or sit back and watch someone else do it for you.
- There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin