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Funny Quotes by Ana Chable
- ~ I know you think you broke my heart. But I saw your game from the start. I saw your game and played it too.…
- In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys and weirdos, why the hell do people still tell me…
- I find it kind of funny... I find it kind of sad...that dreams in which I'm dying... Are the best I ever had...
- If Tylenol, Duct Tape, or a Band Aid can't fix it... you have a serious problem!
- Im the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from
- Im a little angel...short and sweet...dont piss me off or your ass will get beat!!!
- Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- I have no tolerance for dudes that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends for something that looks like it belongs in the zoo
- Looking at my keyboard and I see that U and I are together but under them is JK
- BRB- I dont want to talk to you. LOL- I have nothing else to say. COOL- I dont care
- From the first moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you...
- Hahaha omg thats so funny
- To ugly for the people I want and to hot for the people that want me
- Soo stupid! I love that bear
- Im a leader not a follower, but if its a dark place then screw it your going first!
- Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth just like stupid falls from yours
- My Knight in shining Armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
- If you dont have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically
- I finally found someone who knocks me off my feet, I finally found the one who makes me feel complete, It started over coffee, we…
- Dear Bathrooms, You're taking all my business away. Sincerely, Real photo booths
- I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
- When all is said and done...I usually have more to say
- Support your local Search and Rescue unit...get lost!
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin