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Funny Quotes by Amy Poehler
- If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.
- Be yourself! And then tell us about it! And then let's dance!
- We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.
- It is time to leave. Oprah has spoken.
- You can't stand around and wait to be asked to dance.
- Everybody is interesting when they are interested in something.
- Make no a complete sentence.
- Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use…
- I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius.…
- Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.
- I had the best time making Mean Girls, that was a fun bunch of ladies. I was given a lot of creative freedom as well,…
- I've never watched old repeats of Saturday Night Live because I can't bear it. I mean reruns of older seasons of stuff, because if the…
- Every time that we'd do something funny Ferrell would accidentally like hit the camera or lose the film. Hair in the gate, all that crap.…
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin