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Funny Quotes by Albert Brooks
- I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.
- If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
- I can't not put humor in a book.
- I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
- I like movies about failing.
- I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
- The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to…
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin