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Funny Quotes by Agatha Christie
- Very few of us are what we seem.
- An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Everything that has existed, lingers in the Eternity.
- Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
- Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
- Things go entirely differently from the way you planned them.
- I'm afraid of death... Yes, but that doesn't stop death coming...
- There are questions that you don't ask because you're afraid of the answers to them.
- At my time of life, one knows that the worst is usually true.
- An appreciative listener is always stimulating.
- Never tell all you know—not even to the person you know best.
- Time is the best killer.
- I am all that there is of the most real.
- Very unfortunately, she had no husband. She had never had a husband, and therefore did not kill a husband.
- What good is money if it can't buy happiness?
- To keep something wild is far more difficult than to preserve it.
- One must make one's own mistakes
- Fear is incomplete knowledge
- The rottenness comes from within.
- Your not reliable. You wouldn't be at all a comfortable sort of person to live with.
- I did not deceive you, mon ami. At most, I permitted you to deceive yourself.
- No sign, so far, of anything sinister—but I live in hope.
- Sensationalism dies quickly, fear is long-lived.
- I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find -…
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