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From Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
- The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from…
- I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.
- Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like…
- Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
- Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
- Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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