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- Now, Mama, Papa, and sir," said Ramses, "please withdraw to the farthest corner and crouch down with your backs turned. It is… — Barbara Mertz
- Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure.… — George Carlin
- If that's how it all started, then we might as well face the fact that what's left out there is a great… — Barbara Ehrenreich
- I think there is something about L.A., fortunately: once you get one role people think, 'Oh well, someone employed her, so maybe… — Bella Heathcote
- I usually plan to read a book for a half-hour before bed, but then I end up staying awake until 3 A.M.… — Amanda Hocking
- It is important that the remaining scenic areas of the country be at once made into State or National Parks. Fortunately there… — Enos Mills
- We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and… — Rick Riordan
- People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. — Russell Baker