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Firsts Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see…
- I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
- Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given…
- We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down…
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