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First Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high…
- I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly,…
- Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
- I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The…
- Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.
- I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well,…
- Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
- Thankfully dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. So whatever your dream…
More First Quotes
- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman
- If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all the great… — Karen Armstrong
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- I am lucky, I'm the first to admit that. — J. J. Abrams
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin
- In 2002, in this country, there was an observation that for the first time in America, more kids were actively pursuing skateboarding… — Stephen Baldwin