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First Quotes by Daniel Tosh
- I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you looked up to…
- Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my…
- Don't be afraid to give it up on the first night ladies. Sluttiness is an underrated quality in a girl.
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- The first thing I do when I receive wedding invitations in the mail is read them for typos. — Nikhil Saluja