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• The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
• And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
• You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
• My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
• Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
• Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
• In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
• There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
• And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
• I rant, therefore I am
• After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
• Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…

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