Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

What doesn't kill you, makes you fat. — Esmeralda Santiago
Because everybody lies. It's part of living in society. Don't get me wrong-I think it's necessary. The last thing anyone wants is to live in… — Nicholas Sparks
Once lay down the rule that the job comes first and you throw that job open to every individual, man or woman, fat or thin,… — Dorothy L. Sayers
Do it for the fat lady! — J D Salinger
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach! — Charles M. Schulz
If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man. — Chris Cleave
I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up… — Joey Comeau
I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be… — Eminem
Fiftey years isn't too bad. With luck you might see it happen when your a sweet,old granny,dandling big fat babies on your knee. Actully"-he held… — Jonathan Stroud
They fought the enemy, we fight fat living and self-pity. Shine, o shine, unfalsifying sun, on this sick scene. — Marianne Moore
There are new gods growing in America, clinging to growing knots of belief: gods of credit card and freeway, of Internet and telephone, of radio… — Neil Gaiman
I want to make my kingdom beautiful, to fill it with fat men and pretty maids and laughing children. I want my people to smile… — George R. R. Martin
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to… — Norton Juster
What are you looking at?" Jordan demanded finally, watching her. "A dragon." When he looked bewildered she lifted her arm and pointed to the sky… — Judith McNaught
S'mimasen," Alyss said repeatedly as they brushed against passerby. "What does that mean?" Will asked as they reached a stretch of street bare of any… — John Flanagan
Newspapers are even worse for me than ice cream; headlines, and the big issues that generate the headlines, are pure fat. — John Irving
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher
There isn't anyone anywhere who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady. Don't you know that? Don't you know that goddam secret yet? And don't you know —… — J D Salinger
Give me priests who are fat and corrupt and cynical,(...) the sort who like to sit on soft satin cushions, nibble sweetmeats, and diddle little… — George R. R. Martin
The phytochemicals, antioxidants, and fiber- all of the healthful components of plant foods- originate in plants, not animals. If they are present, it is because… — Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
They grew fat and happy--the horses, not the children, or Marlena for that matter. — Sara Gruen
Amazed, Fat said, "She's decomposing and yet she's still giving birth?" "Only to monsters," Dr. Stone said. — Philip K. Dick
You can’t divorce Margo the person from Margo the body. You can’t see one without seeing the other. You looked at Margo’s eyes and you… — John Green
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I don't… — John Green
You win over people just like you win over a dog. You see a dog passing down the street with an old bone in his… — David Wilkerson

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