Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

I sat on the bed. I looked at the Rorschach blot. I tried to make it look like a spreading tree, shadows pooled beneath it,… — Alan Moore
It goes in streaks. But some things never go out of fashion.' Hunger artists, fat folks, giants, and dog acts come and go but real… — Katherine Dunn
The desirable virgin is sexy but not sexual. She's young, white, and skinny. She's a cheerleader, a babysitter; she's accessible and eager to please (remember… — Jessica Valenti
Look at it this way: I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face.' Are those the only… — Sarah Dessen
Then I place the blade next to the skine on my palm. A tingle arced across my scalp. The flood tipped up at me and… — Patricia McCormick
Aside from the fact that they say it's unhealthy, my fat ain't never been no trouble. Mens always have loved me. My kids ain't never… — Alice Walker
Nearly all runners do their slow runs too fast, and their fast runs too slow." Ken Mierke says. "So they're just training their bodies to… — Christopher McDougall
It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky and into the quivering ears of… — Jeff Lindsay
You know the days when you get the mean reds? Paul Varjak: The mean reds. You mean like the blues? Holly Golightly: No. The blues… — Truman Capote
The ties of blood," said Spider, "are stronger than water." Water's not strong," objected Fat Charlie. — Neil Gaiman
I actually grew fond of her in a nastily superior kind of way. For she was so completely artless and optimistic and clueless, she didn't… — Peter Cameron
As they advanced (towards the fountain) one after another of Bastian's Fastastican gifts fell away from him. The strong, handsome, fearless hero became the small,… — Michael Ende
I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the… — Margaret Wise Brown
Mr L Prosser was, as they say, only human. In other words he was a carbon-based life form descended from an ape. More specifically he… — Douglas Adams
So what if Brian made me feel like fireworks were going off inside me. He could also make me feel like a big fat clod… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock
You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. — Craig Ferguson
It comes with being sixteen," Mom said. "You teenagers, you go into a cocoon when you turn fifteen and don't come out for years." "So… — Neal Shusterman
You can still be cool when you’re dead. In fact, it’s much easier, because you aren’t getting old and fat and losing your hair. — Audrey Niffenegger
Everybody wants to be fancy and new. Nobody wants to be themselves. I mean, maybe people want to be themselves, but they want to be… — Donald Miller
I want to hate you, but I can’t even stay mad at you. (Jericho) You know, I think you’re more in need of lessons on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
Curled up at the base of the scales, fast asleep, was the oddest monster I'd seen yet. It had the head of crocodile with a… — Rick Riordan
Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus. — Rick Riordan
And when she started becoming a “young lady,” and no one was allowed to look at her because she thought she was fat. And how… — Stephen Chbosky
I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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