"You know who they're blaming for global warming……" — Craig Ferguson

"You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people."

— Craig Ferguson

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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson has 182 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
Fat is where comedy is stored,
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
The Universe is very, very big.
You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…

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More Blame Quotes

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I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I… — Darren Aronofsky
You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you.… — Drew Barrymore
Do not blame anybody for your mistakes and failures. — Bernard Baruch
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. — Scott Adams
There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. — Samuel Beckett
The Marxist analysis has got nothing to do with what happened in Stalin's Russia: it's like blaming Jesus Christ for… — Tony Benn
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change… — Yogi Berra
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it… — Yogi Berra
Everyone's quick to blame the alien. — Aeschylus
One day I realized that I wasn't getting anywhere by blaming other people for my circumstances. I finally understood: Even… — Mary J. Blige
If a hurricane strikes, we can blame the president for not being there; we can blame Congress and FEMA; we… — Michael Bloomberg
It's not natural disasters that are to blame for the deprivation of the North Korean people, but the failed policies… — John Bolton

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