Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

It's all right Wayne," Waxillium said softly. "I've made a promise. I told Lord Harms I'd return Steris to him. And I will. That is… — Brandon Sanderson
He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind… — Terry Pratchett
There's an honesty to the wolf world that is liberating. There's no diplomacy, no decorum. You tell your enemy you hate him; you show your… — Jodi Picoult
The Superclass tries to promote its values. Ordinary people complain of divine injustice, they envy power, and it pains them to see others having fun.… — Paulo Coelho
This dress makes me look fat," I told Jasmine as we stood near the back of the crowd and watched the last minute preperations fall… — Richelle Mead
To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly. — Marilyn Monroe
Dear Isabelle, Alec is about to have a nervous breakdown. If you do not immediately desist planing my wedding to your brother, I will come… — Cassandra Clare
[Qhuinn looking a Blay] A tear escaped from that eye . Welling up along the lower lid, it coalesced at the far corner, formed a… — J R Ward
She wanted to have him hold her and tell her all the demons were pretend, that there was no monster in her closet, that everything… — Jackie Morse Kessler
I can never say what I want to say, it's been like this for a while now. I try to say something but all I… — Haruki Murakami
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult… — Chelsea Handler
On My Last-Place Finish in the 50-Yard Dash During Little League Tryouts “It kinda looked like you were being attacked by a bunch of bees… — Justin Halpern
... the food was good solid stuff for a cold morning, all calories and fat and protein and maybe a vitamin crying softly because it… — Terry Pratchett
reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out. — Anthony Horowitz
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the… — Anthony Bourdain
No one ever seems to wonder what happens if it turns out we hate living on a planet? What if the sky’s too big? What… — Patrick Ness
[The kakapo] is an extremely fat bird. A good-sized adult will weigh about six or seven pounds, and its wings are just about good for… — Douglas Adams
Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace — Cassandra Clare
I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure… — George Saunders
Minho was the first one to speak since the food had come. “Maybe we should just give in to those shuckfaces. Do what they want.… — James Dashner
Nothing in the world is so soft and pleasing to the touch, as the skin of a woman's thigh. No flower, feather or fabric, can… — Gregory David Roberts
Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind. — George R. R. Martin
Forgiveness doesn't sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill. — Cheryl Strayed
He had put his hand up in class, a declaration of existence, a claim that he knew something. And that was forbidden to him. They… — John Ajvide Lindqvist

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