Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and… — Jennifer Weiner
A world without men would consists of a bunch of fat, happy women with no crime. — Jennifer Love Hewitt
...women are elephants and watch the way you say that in front of them because they'll think you're calling them fat and there's no coming… — Melina Marchetta
And, my brothers, it was real satisfaction to me to waltz-left two three, right two three-and carve left cheeky and right cheeky, so that like… — Anthony Burgess
and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me. — Margaret Weis
Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation'… — Gordon Korman
The only person on this ship who gets paid for what they do is you, Alix. The rest of us live off our trust funds… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person. — Terry Pratchett
Another vampire pushed her way through the crowd to stand at his side—a pretty blue-haired Asian girl in a silver foil skirt. Clary wondered if… — Cassandra Clare
Akri? Can I keep him? See, he good eating. Lots of fat on this one. (Simi) No, Simi. You can’t keep the baby. His mother… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some like… — Ring Lardner
The intruder hesitated, turned, and anchored itself in the corner, where the ceiling met the wall. It sat there, fastened to the paneling by enormous… — Ilona Andrews
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge
IMPORTANT Book reading is a solitary and sedentary pursuit, and those who do are cautioned that a book should be used as an integral part… — Garrison Keillor
hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl. — Meg Cabot
It was as though they had been plunged into a fabulous dream. This, thought Harry, was surely the only way to travel — past swirls… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know. — Kathryn Stockett
I was trying to prove to them and to myself that I was still who I had always been. I was beautiful, if fat. I… — Alice Sebold
After a few days, I mused, I would have no trouble. Whoever heard of a revolution of fat men? — Louis L'Amour
You can even say that I hated myself at certain periods. I was too fat, or maybe too tall, or maybe just plain too ugly… — Audrey Hepburn
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. — Anthony Bourdain
What do you think? Does this face make me look fat? — Kiersten White
I knew right then and there nothing was ever going to change. It wouldn't matter if I was tall or short or fat or thin… — Julie Anne Peters
I may be fat and ugly, but I'm not stupid. If anyone had ever gotten past my looks, they might've noticed I have a brain. — Julie Anne Peters
It seems like suffering's the only time we can see what's essential. If peace ever comes back I'm making a vow: I'll design myself special… — John Marsden

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