Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank… — Jessica Simpson
If you grow up fat, you have to try harder. — Kevin Smith
In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be. — Gloria Steinem
I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny. — Kristen Stewart
I don't really want to be fat, so I stop before I am. I'm not a vegetarian, but I might go through a phase when… — Sharon Stone
I've always been kind of a mutt creatively. I started off in journalism, and I've actually done more police and procedural shows than I've ever… — J. Michael Straczynski
I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories. — Alison Sweeney
If anything, the bailouts actually hindered lending, as banks became more like house pets that grow fat and lazy on two guaranteed meals a day… — Matt Taibbi
Life is too short to live on low-fat everything. — Kristin Scott Thomas
Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. — Uma Thurman
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. — Jesse Ventura
I wish I could view the belly that oozes over the top of my pants as a badge of maternal honor. I do try. I… — Ayelet Waldman
I was a fat little kid with a speech impediment. I used to get beat up, not just picked on. — Herschel Walker
I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about style and substance… — Kate Walsh
I'll tell you how it happened. The phone rang. Paul, my agent, goes, 'Would you like to play Meryl Streep's?' I said, 'Yeeees! I'll do… — Julie Walters
Dietary fat, whether saturated or not, is not a cause of obesity, heart disease or any other chronic disease of civilization. — Andrew Weil
I'm still not comfortable recommending that people eat saturated fat with abandon, but it's clear to me that sugar, flour and oxidized seed oils create… — Andrew Weil
Statistically, if you have ever dieted you are extremely likely not only to regain any weight you lose, but to go on to gain even… — Arabella Weir
My parents both had Oxford degrees, they read important books, spoke foreign languages, drank real coffee and went to museums for pleasure. People like that… — Arabella Weir
Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people. — Arsene Wenger
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go… — Ron White
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones. — Walt Whitman
I don't own a scale, and Tao banned the word 'fat' from our house. If we eat too much, we say, 'I feel clogged up.' — Olivia Wilde
My fat cells have a memory like Einstein! I'm proof that surgery is not a magic potion. There are many ways to sabotage it. — Carnie Wilson
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. — Shelley Winters

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