Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less… — Vir Das
I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac. — Alber Elbaz
If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. — Caitlin Moran
You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy,… — Helen Fisher
It certainly would have been adaptive for ancestral man to have a chubby wife during stressful times of famine. Not only would she have had… — Helen Fisher
Thin clouds form, and the shadows lengthen out. They have no breadth, as summer shadows have; there are no leaves on the trees or fat… — Stephen King
The honeysuckle was everywhere the day the letter arrived, like heat. Wild roses bloomed in hedges of tendrils and perfume. There were fat bees, dirigible… — Cathleen Schine
A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits… — Mark Twain
I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams
Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising. — Haven Kimmel
Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and… — Anthony Burgess
You!" he cried. "You never hated because you never lived. I know what you are all of you, from first to last--you are the people… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire mesh moved from interesting to terrifying.… — Neil Gaiman
Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em… — Robert Penn Warren
I looked at my palms trying to see the other life, the parallel life. The point at which my selves broke away and one married… — Jeanette Winterson
For what I always hated and detested and cursed above all things was this contentment, this healthiness and comfort, this carefully preserved optimism of the… — Hermann Hesse
I do not think you are in any danger of starving," Maximus said. "The surgeon said only two weeks ago that you are too fat."… — Naomi Novik
Let me have men about me that are fat... Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much: such men are dangerous. — William Shakespeare
Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
We have currently a built-in allergy to unpleasant or disturbing information. Our mass media reflect this. But unless we get up off our fat surpluses… — Edward R. Murrow
There was something about being in the vicinity of Grahame Coats that always made Fat Charlie (a) speak in cliches and (b) begin to daydream… — Neil Gaiman
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter
I'd taken a big fat crisis off my shoulders and loaded it all on Jesus, which seemed unfair in a way, but was exactly what… — David James Duncan
The Fat Girl Code of Conduct: 1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection. 2. Don’t discuss your weight with him.… — Carolyn Mackler
Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay… — Daniel Handler

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