"Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of……" — Daniel Handler
"Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and then there would be nobody in the world but a great number of very fat, very irritated women."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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The life ahead can only be glorious if you learn to live in total harmony with the Lord.
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Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place.
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There is only one way left to escape the alienation of present day society: to retreat ahead of it.
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The great person is ahead of their time, the smart make something out of it, and the blockhead, sets themselves…
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The worst is still ahead of us. But no one in Washington has the spine to tell you that.
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No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it…
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On the Northern Ireland question, for instance, the British and Irish governments prohibit media contact with members of the IRA,…
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In nonviolence you must go full steam ahead, if you want the good to come speedily you must go about…
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