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Far Quotes by Dave Barry
- For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is…
- Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is a far more serious matter.
- A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were…
- Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain…
- The Japanese tend to be far more co-operative and docile and group-oriented. It would be easier to get the entire population of Tokyo to wear…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
- The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to…
- Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
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- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I tell my students, it's not difficult to identify with somebody like yourself, somebody next door who looks like you. What's more… — Chinua Achebe
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Sometimes I push too far, and say the worst possible things... But why would I want to be hurt again? trust is… — Unknown Author
- Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt
- I had a huge advantage when I started 50 years ago - my job was secure. I didn't have to promote myself.… — David Attenborough
- So yeah, a good director will be able to listen and hear everything, but have a confident vision of his own that… — Christian Bale