Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao
And those late night conversations Shows that you deserve it — Emanuel Sebastiao
I don't hate you. I hate your watsapp jokes. I hate your tweets. I hate your Facebook Status. I hate your foursquare check-ins. — Nikhil Saluja
The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with. — Nishan Panwar
Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true. — Ritu Ghatourey
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja
I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can LIKE it. — Nate
Exams are close, so I will flip a coin; if heads will go on Facebook and if tails will go on Search Quotes, and if… — Punkinhead Abhishek
None of your Facebook quotes Define anyones Life or Future Because there is a GOD — Day Lopez
If you miss someone just tag their names to remember you! :D — Mc Vinzed
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no… — Punkinhead Abhishek
We have been friends for a very long time . Let's say we stop? — Jjadedluver
S/o to the people who aren't even on FB, but use a friend or relative page that you friends with to be nosey and to… — Unknown Author
Teenish quotes — Asheya
People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful anymore, just entertaining — Emanuel Sebastiao
Have more than you show and speak less than you know. — Maj
I look at you, looking at me, now I know why they say the best things are free. :) — Maj
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together, Never give up on hope — Abhishek Tiwari
Just always count your blessings, not your problems, troubles or mistakes! — Mhaj
Okay bitch I'm confused... So a 1000 quotes say, if he doesn't treat u well leave. And another 1000 says its all about how strong… — Lekoma Precious Napo
I m not afraid to give my password to my gf no I'm not , read my text messages when I get them , answer… — Fahim
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. — Johnneil Bertrand

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