Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja
Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja
Why do dogs love their daily walks? They get to check their p-mail! — Nikhil Saluja
To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers… — Nishan Panwar
Saying sorry doesn't always mean that you were wrong. Sometimes it means you value your relationships more than your ego. — UnKown
Like my fb page plz — Rashed Grays
Define Nanosecond : The time required for a guy to finish a conversation the moment he finds out the girl he's talking to has a… — Naeem
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Unknown Author
Dont do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor aint. — Punkinhead Abhishek
People Upload here like its a Facebook status. Heres a quote, Bitch Don't Be Average ! — Anthony Vargas
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason. — Amy
Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions. — Punkinhead Abhishek
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without. — Nikhil Saluja
People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep shit.. — Soul
The pain when you open your wallet and find it empty.. — Soul
What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone and throw my… — Soul
The prob is you don't know the feeling of getting ignored, I too could made u feel like crap. but I respect your emotions, I… — Unknown Author
The Art of War:Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. - Oh! You didn't even deserve to be one. Unfriend! — Yvonne Urlanda
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face. — Emalie Newhall
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys
Post...What is in your Heart..! Like...What Impressed your heart..! Command...with the touch of your heart..! Share...Attract yours friend's Heart..! your friends moreeee ! I my… — ArunVino
Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it… — Punkinhead Abhishek
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja
Good things happen to those who wait. Well, I'm waiting... — Punkinhead Abhishek

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