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Excuse Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'll start tomorrow is usually an excuse. Start right now, and be true to yourself.
- Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
- My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house.
- Your manhood is not a license. Her curves are not an excuse. Challenge the stereotype.
- Quickies...the best excuse for premature ejaculation ever.
- Not to brag but I'm such a polite bitch, I'll tell you excuse me and shut the fuck up in the same sentence
- Excuse me, Mam there's a hair in my breast.- Me to KFC salesgirl.
- Brb = Looking for an excuse to stop talking to you.
- You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little full of myself today; my wife called my paycheck cute.
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- Excuse the mess but we live here. — Roseanne Barr
- Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself. — Henry Ward Beecher
- The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself. — Henry Ward Beecher
- Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure. — Ambrose Bierce
- Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
- Christ's crucifix shall be made an excuse for executing criminals. — William Blake
- Any excuse will serve a tyrant. — Aesop
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