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Except When Quotes by Rita Rudner
- I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
- They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
More Except When Quotes
- My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until noon. And… — Sara Blakely
- Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons. — Samuel Butler
- Every Christian needs a half-hour of prayer each day, except when he is busy, then he needs an hour. — Saint Francis de Sales
- Except when he has regressive tendencies, the child's nature is to aim directly and energetically at functional independence. — Maria Montessori
- Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them. — Mark Twain
- Horses have never hurt anyone yet, except when they bet on them. — Stuart Cloete
- God's on the outside looking in. He doesn't have any legal entree into the earth. The thing don't belong to Him. You… — Kenneth Copeland
- This is the first generation to grow up on Thatcher - it's a different ethos. It's money minded, and it's the cult… — Jane Campion