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Every Time Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I have an idea for a bar where all the beer is free....but you have to pay ten dollars every time you use the restroom!
- Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.
- HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox
- Love & electricity are one in the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is…
- Everytime I find a dead body, I wish it was a pizza. Every time.
- I've never felt this way about anyone before. - Every girl, literally every time they like a guy
- God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers.
- I got dimples on my balls sack and every time I get a blowjob bitches are all like awwww.
- Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan.
- Every time I see a dude wearing jeans with rips at the knee, I assume the rips came from sucking a lot of dick.
- Every time someone talks to me today I just start yawning, because fuck what they have to say.
- Every time I see 007 get a gadget in an old James Bond movie I'm like, My smart phone has that app.
- Every time I see a vagina I can't help but say Hello Kitty.
- If women had to give a blowjob every time they said something bad, there would be no more obese women.
- Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back.
- Youre probably doing something wrong if you have to give a press conference every time you masturbate.
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