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- I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it… — Julie Burchill
- Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation. — Tom Sims
- Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell
- She went, however, and they sauntered about together many a half hour in Mr. Grant's shrubbery, the weather being unusually mild for… — Jane Austen
- The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I have divers times examined the same matter (human semen) from a healthy man... not from a sick man... nor spoiled by… — Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
- Begin now, as you read these words, as you sit in your chair, to offer your whole selves, utterly and in joyful… — Thomas Raymond Kelly
- The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. — Mel Brooks
- The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime, in my… — Emily Bronte
- I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost… — Stephen Fry
- Some ideas suffer from premature ejaculation. — Nikhil Saluja
- Life is an ongoing masturbation everyday is a new ejaculation. — Jeremy Limn