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• I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them… — Julie Burchill
• Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation. — Tom Sims
• Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never… — Dave Attell
• She went, however, and they sauntered about together many a half hour in Mr. Grant's shrubbery, the weather being unusually… — Jane Austen
• The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• I have divers times examined the same matter (human semen) from a healthy man... not from a sick man... nor… — Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
• Begin now, as you read these words, as you sit in your chair, to offer your whole selves, utterly and… — Thomas Raymond Kelly
• The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. — Mel Brooks
• The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime,… — Emily Bronte
• I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation… — Stephen Fry
• Some ideas suffer from premature ejaculation. — Nikhil Saluja
• So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from… — Robert Schimmel

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