Ejaculation Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone… — Julie Burchill
Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation. — Tom Sims
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell
She went, however, and they sauntered about together many a half hour in Mr. Grant's shrubbery, the weather being unusually mild for the time of… — Jane Austen
The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have divers times examined the same matter (human semen) from a healthy man... not from a sick man... nor spoiled by keeping... for a… — Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
Begin now, as you read these words, as you sit in your chair, to offer your whole selves, utterly and in joyful abandon, in quiet,… — Thomas Raymond Kelly
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. — Mel Brooks
The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime, in my face so sourly… — Emily Bronte
I shall sustain a massive erection, thatâ€™s what, and I shanâ€™t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue… — Stephen Fry
Some ideas suffer from premature ejaculation. — Nikhil Saluja
Life is an ongoing masturbation everyday is a new ejaculation. — Jeremy Limn
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.' Yeah, does it… — Robert Schimmel
Quickies...the best excuse for premature ejaculation ever. — Nikhil Saluja

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