"Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation.……" — Dave Attell
"Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."
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50 Quotes by Dave Attell
Dave Attell has 50 quotes on this site.
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're…
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
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When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they…
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I don't watch reality TV.
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I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
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I have no grand scheme.
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I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is…
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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
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There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse);…
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This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who…
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More Ejaculation Quotes
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I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them…
— Julie Burchill
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Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.
— Tom Sims
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She went, however, and they sauntered about together many a half hour in Mr. Grant's shrubbery, the weather being unusually…
— Jane Austen
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The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I have divers times examined the same matter (human semen) from a healthy man... not from a sick man... nor…
— Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
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Begin now, as you read these words, as you sit in your chair, to offer your whole selves, utterly and…
— Thomas Raymond Kelly
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The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.
— Mel Brooks
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The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime,…
— Emily Bronte
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I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation…
— Stephen Fry
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Some ideas suffer from premature ejaculation.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Life is an ongoing masturbation everyday is a new ejaculation.
— Jeremy Limn
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from…
— Robert Schimmel
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