Never Happened Quotes

153 quotes by 129 authors

My voice went recently, never happened before, off like a tap. I had to sit in silence for nine days, chalkboard around my neck. Like… — Adele
My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee. — Alton Brown
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how… — Samuel Butler
When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a… — Jim Carrey
There are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely as if they had never happened before. — Willa Cather
But it seems that something has happened that has never happened before; though we know not just when, or why, or how, or where. Men… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
I have spent most of my time worrying about things that have never happened. Worrying is not an action! In fact, it is action that… — Mark Twain
I have had a long, long life full of troubles, but there is one curious fact about them-nine-tenths of them never happened. — Andrew Carnegie
It has sometimes been said that the success of the Origin proved "that the subject was in the air," or "that men's minds were prepared… — Charles Darwin
I don't have an issue with what you do in the church but I'm going to be up in your face if you're going to… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
When I was a kid, I was surrounded by girls: older sisters, older girl cousins just down the street... except for an older boy named… — Wally Lamb
An old man was asked what had robbed him of joy in his life. His reply was, "Things that never happened." — Dale Carnegie
If the Party could thrust its hand into the past and say of this or that event, it never happened - that, surely, was more… — Winston Smith
Democracies don't prepare well for things that have never happened before. — Richard A. Clarke
The UFO was bouncing around the 747. It was a huge ball with lights running around it... Well, I've been involved in a lot of… — John Callaghan
I didn't have to audition. That's common, but it had never happened to me before. Normally, I hate auditioning. I need to stew and think...… — Casey Affleck
With any role, you're extending yourself and acting out things that never happened to you. — Tom Hiddleston
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell
I hear about stars being torn to pieces by fans. It never happened to me and I never saw it happen to anyone else — Alan Ladd
One of the first lessons he or she learns is that in baseball anything, absolutely anything, can happen. Just two days ago as I write… — John Thorn

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