Never Happened Quotes

153 Never Happened quotes by 125 unique authors

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. — Mark Twain
All stories are true. But some of them never happened. — James A. Owen
There's a lot of things blamed on me that never happened. But then, there's a lot of things that I did that I never got… — Johnny Cash
When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one! — Lewis Carroll
That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them. — John Green
Just because you keep something a secret doesn't mean it never happened, no matter how much you want that to be true. — Jodi Picoult
If one doesn't talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things. — Oscar Wilde
I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. — Mark Twain
The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear… — Bono
Do not think it impossible just because it has never happened. - Friar Tuck — Stephen R. Lawhead
There were many terrible things in my life and most of them never happened. — Michel de Montaigne
Rhino-mounted Bantu shock troops could have overthrown the Roman Empire. It never happened. — Jared Diamond
I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet. — Mark Twain
The shadow past is shaped by everything that never happened. Invisible, it melts the present like rain through karst. — Anne Michaels
And what did I think when I was small and why did I forget? And what else will I forget when I grow older? And… — Sharon Creech
If you never noticed, it never happened. — Haruki Murakami
Memory is slippery. It bends to our understanding of the world, twists to accommodate our prejudices. It is unreliable. Witnesses seldom remember the same things.… — Holly Black
1.Never put off till to-morrow what you can do to-day. 2.Never trouble another for what you can do yourself. 3.Never spend your money before you… — Thomas Jefferson
I can finally see that all the terrible parts of my life, the embarrassing parts, the incidents I wanted to pretend never happened, and the… — Jenny Lawson
When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had… — Winston Churchill
He misses the feeling of creating something out of something. That’s right — something out of something. Because something out of nothing is when you… — Etgar Keret
Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You… — Eoin Colfer
Events, once happened, lose reality, alter with a glance, a storm, a night. In time, the past never happened. But who could know? Who could… — Alan Lightman
Deep down we've never been who we think we once were, and we only remember what never happened. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The one who forgives never brings up the past to that person's face. When you forgive, it's like it never happened. True forgiveness is complete… — Louis Zamperini

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