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Eight Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.
- President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously…
- I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared…
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- I didn't know a time when there wasn't a war because I spent all my time from the age of two or… — David Bailey
- It had not seemed to matter that Rose was only eight years old. "More than eight," said Rose. "Nearly nine." "Darling Rose,… — Hilary McKay
- On some summer days in New York City, the air hangs thickly visible, like the combined exhalations of eight million souls. Steam… — Diane Ackerman
- I rode horseback three miles each way to get to high school, and in bad weather it was a problem sometimes to… — Ezra Taft Benson
- I loved riding bikes and horses. I was eight when I started having lessons, and when my father bought me my own… — Andrea Bocelli
- For exactly the same reason, it is sometimes satisfying to cut yourself and bleed. On those gray [sic] days where eight in… — Augusten Burroughs
- The saddest sight these days is the image of hundreds of thousands of children kidnapped and lured into being child soldiers from… — Roger Moore
- You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says "Mom! What's gayness? We had… — Michele Bachmann