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Each Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
- Mothers are not the nameless, faceless stereotypes who appear once a year on a greeting card with their virtues set to prose, but women who…
- It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY…
- Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them…
- We even switched to a newly-formed church across the town that gave one hundred and twenty trading stamps each time we attended. (We now worship…
- The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money,…
- The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money,…
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- Let each man exercise the art he knows. — Aristophanes
- Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other… — Aristotle
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- A system is in equilibrium when the forces constituting it are arranged in such a way as to compensate each other, like… — Rudolf Arnheim
- I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each… — Antonin Artaud
- I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, that's… — Rodney Atkins
- In a world of prayer, we are all equal in the sense that each of us is a unique person, with a… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not… — Norman Ralph Augustine
- God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. — Saint Augustine
- Each day provides its own gifts. — Marcus Aurelius
- Each thing is of like form from everlasting and comes round again in its cycle. — Marcus Aurelius
- Each book I've done somehow finds its own unique form, a specific way it has to be written, and once I find… — Paul Auster